The Raccoons Who Stole the Bread
Despite the fact that we have never been what you might call “outdoorsy”, we have been coerced on more than one occasion in our life to take advantage of the wondrous nature that is found in our home province and go camping, usually for school. The annual grade 5/6 camping trip to Sandbanks Provincial Park was our first such foray into nature where we were told constantly for three irritating, mosquito-filled days that we were having such FUN.
It was on this first (and only – the following year our big class trip was to Quebec City where we got to stay in a hotel, thank god) trip to Sandbanks that we learned what has since proven to be a patently false trick for curing mosquito bites of their itch (that one where you cut into the bite with your fingernail, which only makes it hurt more). The girl who told us this was a camping enthusiast who had never gone on a family vacation that didn’t involve a tent, so we assumed she knew what she was talking about, even though we were dragged to Winnipeg every single summer where the mosquitos are the size of tomatoes, so really we should have known better than to listen to this girl, who also always sounded like she was stuffed up with a cold, and why we put our faith in someone who couldn’t even get herself an antihistamine is a mystery we will likely never solve.
In an case, after this field trip, we were all required to make some art or something about the experience to be bound for posterity into our “Sandbanks 1993” book. The only experience that wasn’t complete misery (aside from drinking hot chocolate every night) was the morning we woke up to adorable little paw prints in our peanut butter and a missing loaf of bread. (It was our last day, so this wasn’t a complete tragedy that would lead to starvation.) We were obviously inspired enough by the image of sweet little raccoons feasting on our favourite sandwich, while wearing a bib, naturally.
Monetary value: If the next Pixar movie has a bib-wearing raccoon eating a peanut butter sandwich, I am suing.
Nostalgic value: High. We still hate camping, but we do like raccoons.
Disposal status: Kept, in case Pixar tries to rip me off.